[Cam flushes red at the taunt. I’m just… giving you a chance to give up. [Yeah, that sounds good. Cam’s voice regains a little bravado,] If I used my full strength, this battle would be over in seconds.

[He’s a Cleric, Manley, what is he supposed to do, heal you to death? Suddenly Cam turns towards the wings, with an exaggerated gasp,] But who is that appearing in the distance? It couldn’t be&mdash-!

[Quickly, he runs off stage, just out of sight of the audience, but Manley can still totally see him. There’s a shimmer of light as an image appears, wrapping around Cam’s form because apparently I’m abusing the Disguise Self spell in this log. He smirks, then steps back out as—]

Barkitus Gigantus! You naughty boy! [The voice is shrill, a falsetto woman’s voice coming from the illusion of what looks like an ugly, exaggerated female version of Manley.] Mummy has been looking all over for you!

[The crowd laughs, how does it feel, Manley?]