[ She totally has!! At least one. Maybe two... surely she hasn't gotten this far in Nysa without chopping up anything for dinner... surely. ]
Then I shall chop the vegetables!
[ Mostly, she wants to do it because it involves a knife. Slashing away at things—that's practically her job! It stands to reason that cutting up stuff for their aspic would be just as easy, right? Right.
She goes for the knife maybe a little too excitedly, holding it up in front of her like some sort of serial killer, sharp end up. Next she grabs a whole onion and smacks it down on the counter, no cutting board or anything, and brings the knife down to cleave it in half. ]
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Then I shall chop the vegetables!
[ Mostly, she wants to do it because it involves a knife. Slashing away at things—that's practically her job! It stands to reason that cutting up stuff for their aspic would be just as easy, right? Right.
She goes for the knife maybe a little too excitedly, holding it up in front of her like some sort of serial killer, sharp end up. Next she grabs a whole onion and smacks it down on the counter, no cutting board or anything, and brings the knife down to cleave it in half. ]
Ah ha! [ Look!!! She did it. ]