[ He's still got Cam by the head. He's being very gentle and careful about it. But this is just no way of being drunk. Really. It's just a waste of good alcohol. Plus, surely the man can't be enjoying this all that much. He's just trying to help. ]

Yes. I can see that you do. But I think you should be done now, yes? There is no more alcohol and it's very dangerous out at night. I can see you safely to where you are staying. With no charge to you. It's a free offer from a knight. My protection and you get to sleep off this somewhere that isn't a table. What do you say?