[The festival is a blessing in disguise..for people who're ambivalent about planning. Solomon still feels like a fish out of water -- what are even his options? Do they offer the same food here as they did back home? Being guided along is fine, having to listen to JJ's entire life story is another story, but he's polite in his silence at least.]

Let's see. [A pause, feigning some thought.] I trust finding a place that serves bisque and merlot shouldn't be a demanding task for someone such as yourself.

[A guy who never shuts up, but owns a business & should be familiar enough with the area on principle. He's just relieved they aren't being pursued with torches.]

What did you say that your name was?