…but what would happen if your bread was buttered on both sides? Is that even possible?

[Oh, Akira is asking him a question. He thinks really hard about it.] Like… hot. [Helpful.] Good looking. Veeery pretty.

[His head bobs drunkenly on Akira’s shoulder.] She was flirting with me. She wanted the ole Camulus Buckland. [Ah, but he’s being self-centered,] …Don’t worry. I’ll help you get a girlfriend too. I’m really good at talking to women.