meinwaifu: (ニッコリ ♪)
Mephisto "Too Kinky To Torture" Pheles ([personal profile] meinwaifu) wrote in [community profile] nysalogs2018-02-11 01:01 am

Closed ♪ You think you know about me

Who: Mephisto Pheles ([personal profile] meinwaifu) & various.
What: Mephisto laughing at people who are just trying to do their jobs... basically.
When: Throughout February
Where: The Altar of Volkra (Wyver), The Simwe Institute (Olympia)
Warning(s): None


Individual starters below! If you're interested in threading with Mephisto, I have a top-level on the Intro log, or you can hit me up on plurk at [plurk.com profile] randomsnarfle!
braidedwonder: (I can’t deceive my fucking pride)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-11 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)

Okay, you've got to be shitting me. [ It's frustration more than anything else, annoyance at his circumstance and being pushed back again. At least until there's footsteps, the outline of a person. Duo's hand moves back to the pistol at his waistband, his ever faithful side arm, looking at whoever is coming toward him through his bangs, under the brim of his hat. His shoulders are still relaxed, standing just so, watching as if this is the most normal thing ever. ]

Really? And is this what you normally do to people you don't recognize?

Pretty crummy, y'know.
braidedwonder: (You can never stop me from rushing)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-12 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)

Oh, really? [ He's doing his best to sound genuine even though the sarcastic, evil little part of him wants to just say 'no shit, sherlock' and move along. He doesn't want to cause a hell of a kerfuffle if he doesn't have to, after all. If he does.. well, it isn't his first rodeo anyways.

The hand on his gun comes up to scratch at the base of his braid, a nervous gesture for most, but is Duo checking what he's tucked away up there weaponry and escape tools wise in case this goes south, a little laugh and half smirk crossing his face as he does it. ]


Ah, you know.. wandered through the wrong door I guess... [ Yeah, that side window he jimmied to get here. And then every door subsequent. ]
braidedwonder: (Default)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)

I’d bet not too long. [ He wasn’t sure that he would’ve stood around while he was rifling through paperwork just to see what he could find a bit earlier or anything of the sort. Must be hard to be patrolling in a place that has so many people’s interest, really. But then again with magic powers how the hell hard could it be? At any rate Duo doesn’t seem bothered to be caught in the middle of a bit of a white lie, still standing there as if this is the most casual thing in the world. ]

Oh, you mean the new refugees? Takes a lot to shoot down a ship of innocent people. [ trust him he speaks from experience. ]

I guess you don’t man, I don’t know what to tell ya. [ throws his hands up, oh so casual and flippant. ]
braidedwonder: (I live by the sword)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)

[ He’s mostly stupid. Somewhat over confident because he’s been a terrorist most of his young life, too. Sneaking in to buildings and taking intel was a lot easier when it was just people with cameras instead of weird ass magic powers though. The art of the poker face is something Duo has near on mastered, though. Played this game while being actually physically punched - which, by the way, doesn’t weird him out as much as his sleeves suddenly disappearing. He swallows but doesn’t show anything outwardly, at least not past the tune of being annoyed about his shirt.

Masks, after all, are Duo’s forte.

Still, the former Gundam pilot just makes a noise of slight irritation, reaching up to run his hand through his bangs, lifting the brim of his hat -

Which may reveal why the voice is so familiar. ]


Well listen, make your decision because you’re burning the time I have left to grab dinner before I sleep.
braidedwonder: (There is no road there is no place)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-13 02:02 am (UTC)(link)

[ If only Duo knew of his inner monologue here he'd be shitting his pants so fast. For the moment, though, he just wants to know whether he's going to have to pull his gun or not, one hand still poised behind him, shifting slightly as if he's just impatient and wants to move. Which is true, but he's also pretty convinced he might have to shoot his way out of here -

Which is kind of annoying.

There's an obvious moment of hesitation as he calls him by name - twice, but of course Duo doesn't stumble for long : ]


If you're suggesting I'm looking in a mirror the eye color is all wrong.
braidedwonder: (I feel my heart I cut my teeth)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-13 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)

[ Duo's brows raise, that cat smirk spreading across his face even as Mephisto begins to move. It's too fast for Duo's brain to process at first, but by the time Mephisto's been too close for comfort for a second or two Duo's face is settled in to an expression much more grim, the strange blue of his eyes hardened, focused on the face in front of him -

And the formerly concealed gun pointed upward toward Mephisto's chin in a very assured grip. ]


That so? [ Ah, there's the smirk back, though this time it's sharper, a bit more threatening. ]

Just because you got party tricks doesn't mean you can stomach blood and guts, man. You sure you wanna claim that one?
braidedwonder: (I can’t belong but still I drive)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-13 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)

If you're determined. [ He's not sure he really wants to blow him sky high over all of this, but considering all the threatening motions and.. words.. previous to this he's not writing it off. Duo isn't exactly murder happy, but there's also very little hesitation within him to pull the trigger if he has to.

Maybe not in the head, but enough that he can get out.

They'll see. ]


That's up to you. I've played nice. You're the one jumping up close and the lot. Can't blame a guy for wanting to make sure he's safe and sound, right? [ Besides, it seems this guy somehow knows him, so he has to know what he's capable of. ]
braidedwonder: (I can’t belong but still I drive)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-13 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)

Of all the shit I've done, getting random people sick with a dirty bomb isn't exactly on my list of to-do's. [ He'd been quite turned off by the entire episode, if he's honest. That's not his brand of terrorism, in round about terms, as bad as that sounded. Of all dirty tactics in the world that Duo wasn't opposed to, giving people potentially life-threatening illnesses isn't on his list even remotely.

And, of course, to toot his own horn - ]


And if you really know me, you know that had I rigged this place it, and we, would be sky high right now.

[ And speaking of sky high - ]

Like you can be if you really think I don't see that.
braidedwonder: (Default)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-13 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)

No, but you'd think a gun under your chin would make you smart enough not to try to grab. [ He's unamused and his face says it all, a cross of bemusement and .. well, being irritated at the situation, honestly. How the hell was he striking out so much in this damn place? It's frustrating as hell. ]

Oh? You're too used to dealing with normal people I think. I can still be confident and put your grey matter on the ceiling at the same time. Of all people that spook at gore I think you know I'm the wrong one.

[ Duo is, of course, armed to the teeth - when isn't he? But he's not going to back down so easily, either. Mephisto isn't the first or last person he'll pull a gun on if he has to in this place. ]

So, how are we solving this? I'm leaving, either way.
braidedwonder: (Default)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-14 02:55 am (UTC)(link)

The fact you bothered to stop me so dramatically in the first place makes me think there's no way you're letting me just leave now.. [ Again that sort of lips drawn back expression, not very amused with the situation and mostly wanting out of here with the least amount of fuss. Sometimes a guy just wanted to raid a place without it being a big deal, okay? Sometimes he just wanted to info grab for the sake of it.

The idea of a 'deal' of mutual benefit, though.. Duo's eyes narrow slightly, giving him an intent look. ]


Elaborate, would ya? If you take too long I'm just gonna go, as a heads up.
braidedwonder: (Don’t you want to disappoint)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-14 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)

Consider silver? [ Nope. Doesn't seem to strike a deal just yet Mephisto. Duo, in fact, stuffs his hands on his hips pretty quickly, brow raised to the sky as he looks at him, as if waiting for the laugh and just joking or something like that. ]

So basically what you're saying is I take on all the risk and you don't even have to give me anything for it? What the hell says I can even trust you or why you're asking me to do all of this for you?

[ Yep, spinning his gun round his finger, a little bit agitated - ]

Get out with that. I'm leaving.
braidedwonder: (I can’t belong but still I drive)

[personal profile] braidedwonder 2018-02-14 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)

[ Thankfully he'd done the spinning number hundreds of thousands of times by now - it doesn't clatter to the ground, caught as Duo tries to put it back in his palm. Which he doesn't quite get right away, actually, laughing lightly.

This is just great. His favorite thing that's happened to him to date.

Just wait until he gets his gundam. He exerts the most effort in getting his gun back in to his palm for the moment, finger on the trigger and the lot - ]


I always have a choice. I'm the God of Death, like you said. [ He ego also helps. Always. ]

I just missed a great chance to neutralize the problem before it became one. My mistake - but it won't happen again.

Either way, I'm not doing shit for no payment, buddy. Like it or not.

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