[Give that back... ugh. You know what, he's going to pick up that book now, and stare at it with pointed disinterest because he has no idea what it's supposed to be educating him about. Dorian's enthusiasm is becoming less cute and more annoying the longer he has to listen to it. Sad.
Anyway, he's not interested in any of that stuff because he can't read, but what does he never tire of, well:] Me.
[Watch him flip these pages without looking, to prove his point, which is books suck.] I daresay if there was a book in this place about me, well, I would have to be impressed, wouldn't I?
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Anyway, he's not interested in any of that stuff because he can't read, but what does he never tire of, well:] Me.
[Watch him flip these pages without looking, to prove his point, which is books suck.] I daresay if there was a book in this place about me, well, I would have to be impressed, wouldn't I?