[He snorted at the correction, offering the bottle over to his bench companion. Honest~ish sounded about right.]

I'm hoping you shit far away from where you eat, and you wash your hands too between each of those activities. There is a time and a place for lies and intrigue.

[He ran fingers through his hair, fluffing it up a bit.]

You like things to be easy to be comfortable, and now you might want to see the other side already?