april catch-all.
Who: bruce wayne (
beknight) & various others.
What: shenanigans for april
When: throughout april
Where: everywhere
Warning(s): none yet, will add if needed.
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What: shenanigans for april
When: throughout april
Where: everywhere
Warning(s): none yet, will add if needed.
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[ They were never together like this in life. But it's a good story — he tells it. ]
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[ For the moment he volunteers nothing. This is enough of a blazing display. ]
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He'll just listen and watch and be here. He's curious if more voices will join the three. ]
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[ He leads the way in, through the sliding door. The Cave opens up in front of them, precisely cut glass, everything lit and arranged. The sound of water falling is a constant companion to his footsteps. There's a case at the bottom of the steps, with graffiti scrawled across the uniform. On the Batmobile, there's a plate with crumbs, left there for Alfred. There is no hologram of Superman — Bruce has left that memory in the privacy of his own mind. The only redemption is upstairs, outside, the sound of that laughter. ]
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I was curious about the echoes.
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The previous installation was roomier.
[ And had real bats, something Clark would no doubt find amusing. ]
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Why'd you move?
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Because I burned my house down.
[ A lot follows. Now it's an even bigger eyesore, don't know what to do with that place anyway. He settles instead to press at the computer screen, for the illusion of doing something spontaneous. ]
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You must have questions.
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[ Bruce wasn't wrong, after all. ]
But you don't sit in front of a full table and ask about dessert.
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[ Something he already knew — or Clark would have taken that ship instead of leave it in the hands of S.T.A.R. Labs, amongst other things. It's fine. Bruce is here to do the opposite when it's necessary. More often than necessary. ]
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[ A slight correction, but an important one. ]
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Do you like the car?
[ Trick question: the only answer is yes. ]
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Aesthetically or for practical matters?
[ It IS yes, but he's going to make him work for it a little. ]
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Clark.
[ The answer is both. ]
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[ He's trying not to be patronizing or a simple yes man.]
Yes, it's a lovely car.
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Think you might like to drive it?
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[ How do you actually answer that?]
I have no idea what it'd be like to drive it. A lot different from a tractor. Or a Toyota.
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[ He punctuates with a quick, mischievous smirk. Even Dick, the clear favourite, had to wear him down to get into the driver's seat. ]
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Is there anything I get to try down here?
[ He gestures playfully all around the cave.]
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[ He points to the training area, beyond it, some half-built objects hidden in shadow. Batarangs, collapsible staff, smoke bombs, flash bombs, et cetera. ]
You're welcome to all the old cases on the computer. I'd ask if you wanted a drink —
[ He lifts a shoulder in a half-shrug. No food or beverage in this room is real except what they bring in. ]
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[ Booze is largely a lost cause for him other than experience and taste. ]
And all of your old case files are on here?
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[ He has the entire database memorised. ]
Care for some light reading?
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