I am not a thief.

[ He sounds pretty offended by the implication. Good job, Mona. ]

What's wrong with wanting to pet a cat, huh? I was a cat once, you know. I'm allowed to touch as many paws as I want.

[ And speaking of, Katsura's just gonna try to subtly hand hand down one of Mona's forelegs and squeeze those little beans, now. ]