[Oh, speaking his language!! He sees what you're doing, mystery guest.]

We do offer a long term package, if that interests you. [This is sort of a joke, he is trying to be funny, but that is a thing that exists as of right now because he said so. Honestly, someone could pay for a night and just stay forever, that's fine...]

If you would follow me, then, sir, we need only venture forth this way, [he nods helpfully toward the bar off to the side] and your drink awaits.