Oh no, repairing me! If I should need it. Hopefully I don't get broken anytime soon, but if I do it'll be inconvenient if I can't get fixed, right?

[dia what the fuck are you even talking about.

At least they seem to realize that what they're saying might not make much sense and laugh sheepishly and continue like this is a totally normal, cheerful introduction:] Oh, um. I'm a diamond! Which, incidentally, is also my name! Pleased to meet you!