Two paranoid people, standing in the rain, both braced for a shoe to drop. Yeah, this is hilarious.

Bruce isn't visibly armed, but martial training has never been something he tries to disguise about himself. He's not a small man, joking about crossfit is no explanation for the way his body inhabits space. He shrugs amiably and leads the way, and though it looks perfectly ordinary he is ready to turn at any time should she pull a weapon on him.

'This way, miss,' he says, and it does ring sincere. She just might be more than that, though.