[Hawke isn't a stranger to weird and improbably things. Her hometown was a place that seemed to be defined and shaped by them. However, this was a bit... much. Like the entire world was distorting around her. Or maybe she was distorting to the world.
Either way, not fun, and she'd take strange demons and lyrium ghosts over this sort of thing any day. A tap on the shoulder gets her attention. Oh, a pretty red head, that's definitely going to grab her attention. Then the other woman pauses and gestures to her phone. Hawke squints at it, still not quite used to technology, before replying.]
Hawke. Yes, like the bird but with an e. Just to get that out of the way.
The truth
Either way, not fun, and she'd take strange demons and lyrium ghosts over this sort of thing any day. A tap on the shoulder gets her attention. Oh, a pretty red head, that's definitely going to grab her attention. Then the other woman pauses and gestures to her phone. Hawke squints at it, still not quite used to technology, before replying.]
Hawke. Yes, like the bird but with an e. Just to get that out of the way.