I guess if it were that easy, someone would've done something about it already. It's probably best for everyone's sake someone does eventually.

[Probably.

At having his tail touched, he gasps in surprise and quickly pulls it into his lap. He's relieved to see the glove on; it's fortunate for him.]

Hey, be careful! My tail's still all wet. If you touched it for real like this, you wouldn't be impressed at all.

[And that would make Kaden feel mortified!]