[ Fortunately, Jim likes a woman who'll immediately call him on his bullshit. Unfortunately, it is indeed bullshit, and the swerve catches him just about off-guard. He doesn't quite end up with all his skin ripped off from sand-burn, though, just with his ass on the edge of the shield as he thunks down and ends up clinging to Urbosa's leg.
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And laughing, because he deserved that. ]