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Hey! Now's not the time to joke around, I'm being serious! [ And also seriously pouting. Who's supposed to be the adult here?? ]
Besides, even if I mean it figuratively, I bet I can carry you with zero problems.
[ She's pulling that straight out of her ass. ]