[DON'T CALL HIM NAUGHTY he doesn't know how to deal with being humiliated by a beautiful woman?? He's too gay for this.]

I think that's putting it lightly. Nothing here has been like home so far, except maybe the level of technology. But even that's been unfamiliar at times.

Even just being around this many humans is-- [...] ...I don't know of it's rude to ask, but uh... you're not human, are you?