[ "A summary of sorts" is still leaving him with a lot of wiggle room, but okay. Maybe he can condense this down before they're here until dawn. Maybe.

Before he launches into his "summary", he sighs gustily again, that dreamy quality returning to his eyes. ]

Oh, it started like all the best love stories do! Boy and girl wake up on a strange, alien space station in a different universe because their worlds were destroyed, boy makes a post on social media, girl replies telling him to get his ass into gear and take things seriously...it was love at first message!

[ It wasn't. ]

Next thing you know, we're talkin' chocobos and malboros, swappin' notes on home, and then...I got a dog.

[ Alisaie really did start spending more time with him once he adopted his dog, come to think of it... ]