[ Man, if he didn't already have an amazing horse, he would love to ask this unicorn if he could keep him! Not permanently of course. Unicorns are noble spirits who live free. He shouldn't be beholden to some old knight to ride whenever he wants it.

But the unicorn eats so aggressively. ] Ah! You must have been hungry. Have as much as you want, my four legged friend. Eat your fill.

[ He laughs a little when he's sprayed with carrot bits. ]

You're right. Even when I was young and blonde, I never really pulled off the maiden thing. Too much chest hair.

[ He gives the last of his carrots to the creature, just as it really starts to come down. ]

Ahhh. I wish I could convince you to get inside the horse trailer with Grani. This place is big enough for me, but not enough for a unicorn to come in and keep dry.