Thank you, Captain fucking obvious. This isn't the same. This is...
[Her hand waved around her, taking in the room around them, the bartender watching over the drunk flock to make sure nothing happened, and the planet in general.]
Fucked. It's like walking into some asshole's fanfic about being on a lost world and ooh, there's a pretty rock let's pick it up oh my god, a fucking dragon. This isn't my shit. My shit is mine. This is someone else plugging the goddamn toilet.
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[Her hand waved around her, taking in the room around them, the bartender watching over the drunk flock to make sure nothing happened, and the planet in general.]
Fucked. It's like walking into some asshole's fanfic about being on a lost world and ooh, there's a pretty rock let's pick it up oh my god, a fucking dragon. This isn't my shit. My shit is mine. This is someone else plugging the goddamn toilet.