[If he was listing like a sinking ship towards her, it wasn't intentional. He hadn't eaten before coming here, not expecting to be in the position he currently was, and he was going to pay for it. Instead, he was going to enjoy the heat of the alcohol and then the grossness of regret tomorrow.]

Shut your filthy mouth! I was adorable and then I turned out downright sexy. You were clearly a gangly kid.

[He sighed and lay his cheek on her shoulder.]

We'd be terrible parents. We'd be those parents the government literally had on call to take the kid the moment it came out.