[ There's definitely something fishy about this cat, but that's a topic best saved for another hour lest they squander away their opportunity for more weather. ]

You will if you want to earn enough money to replace those shoes of yours.

[ No comment on the actual peeing on his shoes bit, because there's nothing to be gained by lying over such small things. She inches a bit closer, tail lashing back and forth in annoyance. Why must she have been paired with these idiots? Better she go off on her own and quest instead. ]

Now, follow me, unless the two of you would rather wrestle each other into the [ legokun-filled ] mud all day.

[ Maybe the secret is to just order the both of them around and leave no room for argument. ]