[It occurs to Cam that he might be taking advantage of his friends' kindness, and the doctor's pointed look really drives it home. Don't judge him! He's already in too deep.]

Right. Frederick's the best. [Cam sits up, rubbing his "wounded" leg,] Muscle cramps can be serious. One time Eldie got a leg cramp in the lake—she almost drowned!

[That is true, at least,] The beautiful doctor must have done the trick though, it's already starting to fade.