Do me a favor? Never use the word 'lust' in reference towards yourself and anything to do with me, thanks. There are lines I'm not willing to cross, fur-face. Bestiality is one of them. Though, you might make a good hood-liner. Or a scarf.

[She beamed at him, that smug kind of beam that one gave to another when they'd said something particularly dickish.]

You're a walking wardrobe waiting to happen.