Hey, it's mutual, I'm not touching anybody with a rash, and I mean that in both senses. Like, no matter who's the berashed party.

[ Jim's boned enough freaky aliens and idiot humans to Really Know Better, especially with his weird allergies to binders found in some medications. ]

One time I ended up covered in slime from a delegate from Tyxian IV who 'honorably' sneezed on me, and it was corrosive, but just really slow? So I didn't even notice the burning until I got back on the ship after having stood there covered in nose goop for nearly an hour for a diplomatic ceremony.

[ Shudder. ]