[She's savvy enough to know what a movie is. Wonderful, he can pluck her out of contention for medieval times and alternate realities.]

You kidding me? Kids live for horror shows. Couldn't get enough of 'em when I was a squirt. [He flashes her toothy smile.] I think the only one that really spooked me was that English one. The Crawling Eye.

Mind you, most of what passed for scary back then was pretty laughable. Nobody would scream at the Blob these days.