How are you even alive.

Anyway, beep boop, directions sent. "Don't worry about it, just check your GPS. It'll take you right there. You might have to take a joke with the accommodations, but it's got a ceiling fan and nobody'll bug you. If you end up feeling really nervous, just wear the ring I gave you, and you'll be an honored celebrity instantly. Gets a little stifling, though."

There's a reason Jim doesn't ever use it.