[ Indeed, Jim hasn't mentally linked this man to the concept of 'shame' in any way. Which is just fine with him - carefree liaisons suit him better than anything else, and Alexander seems plenty on board. ]

I did walk into a door the other week. But I don't think anyone saw it, and arguably, it wasn't my fault. I'm used to doors opening on their own.

[ #thestruggle ]

Completely smooth and above board besides that, though. [ Oh my god. ]