[It's what he should expect, really. It's the kind of welcome he'd be doling out if he were still human-sized and coming across some other soul shrunk down to the size of a communion cracker.
Even so? He's leveling the ginger kid with a mighty stink eye. Get your chucks in now hotshot, get em while they're fresh out of the pot. Chances were this planet would find a way to bite him in the ass sooner or later.]
I'd say nobody, but the universe begs to differ I reckon.
[This has got to be the most goddamn humiliating position to find yourself in, scrabbling for purchase on the palm of some teenager's hand. Yet some ordeals can only be endured, not bypassed. So onto the hand he goes, doing his damnedest to standing upright on the soft, flexing surface of his skin.]
Word of advice: steer clear of the purple mushrooms. One step was all it took and now look at me! Unbelievable. [He grits his teeth, carding his hand through his hair.] It'd be too much to hope you're a master magician, wouldn't it? No sparkles from your fingertips to cure what ails me?
sure!!
Even so? He's leveling the ginger kid with a mighty stink eye. Get your chucks in now hotshot, get em while they're fresh out of the pot. Chances were this planet would find a way to bite him in the ass sooner or later.]
I'd say nobody, but the universe begs to differ I reckon.
[This has got to be the most goddamn humiliating position to find yourself in, scrabbling for purchase on the palm of some teenager's hand. Yet some ordeals can only be endured, not bypassed. So onto the hand he goes, doing his damnedest to standing upright on the soft, flexing surface of his skin.]
Word of advice: steer clear of the purple mushrooms. One step was all it took and now look at me! Unbelievable. [He grits his teeth, carding his hand through his hair.] It'd be too much to hope you're a master magician, wouldn't it? No sparkles from your fingertips to cure what ails me?