You're trying to teach me to be bigger and louder, yeah?
[ because BOY does he have a way to do that! but it's not worth doing if there's no battle, no fighting involved. it takes up too much energy or could actually hurt him, so he'll just have to make do with a little bit of bravado.
or bragging. or something. ]
What if I could prove it another way? Like... stealing treasure out from other people's noses? Because you can't be a good thief by yelling.
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[ because BOY does he have a way to do that! but it's not worth doing if there's no battle, no fighting involved. it takes up too much energy or could actually hurt him, so he'll just have to make do with a little bit of bravado.
or bragging. or something. ]
What if I could prove it another way? Like... stealing treasure out from other people's noses? Because you can't be a good thief by yelling.