[BE STILL, HIS DOKI DOKI KOKORO-- SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT ANIME]

Oho, if we're going that route, I wouldn't place myself in a protagonist role at all! I'm far too unique for that -- if it's going to be a proper visual novel, you've gotta let the player live in the avatar's shoes, after all.

I'd say I'm more of the mysterious bad boy or school teacher archetype -- you know, the one with a hidden love route that somehow always gives the player a Bad End! And yet who remains the most enthralling route in fandom due to my sheer unobtainability.

[He's thought way too hard about this.]