Well. You know what, that sounds about right. [ a beat, and he blinks a few times. ] Of course I don't steal hearts like that! A true thief doesn't go about their business in that way.

[ and then he chuckles while offering the widest, toothiest grin. ]

How about this: if I can change your perspective when it comes to me and the world as you see it, then I've already stolen yours.

[ obviously not as elegant or invasive as going into a metaphysical world would be, but... details. ]