Ianto makes something of a face at the other man, because he does remember the dress -- nightgown, he supposes it is, really -- that Wendy wears in Peter Pan, and it most certainly does not show off any part of her legs at all.

"Look, I'm not sure I'm really sure that I'd be able to pull it off, in the end," he hedges. John's rather stuck on the idea of this and he's not certain whether he's just joking about or -- what, really. "I've got the wrong shoulders for dresses, it wouldn't exactly be a flattering look."