Okay, smart-ass. John lofts an eyebrow slowly, makes a big show of judging Ianto.
"Red's not your colour. Water reflects and amplifies the sun, by the way, just a reminder."
Since Ianto is in the water right now, and hasn't re-applied his sunblock in a bit. He drops under the water again for a second, rolls his shoulders with a wince and rubs water over his face and neck.
"Anyway, about two-thirds of my skill set is absolutely useless on this planet remember. There are no helicopters or planes to fly, the most modern thing is my phone, my extremely questionable knowledge of alien technology doesn't apply and nobody cares about Deadpool. Your skills are at least transferable!"
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"Red's not your colour. Water reflects and amplifies the sun, by the way, just a reminder."
Since Ianto is in the water right now, and hasn't re-applied his sunblock in a bit. He drops under the water again for a second, rolls his shoulders with a wince and rubs water over his face and neck.
"Anyway, about two-thirds of my skill set is absolutely useless on this planet remember. There are no helicopters or planes to fly, the most modern thing is my phone, my extremely questionable knowledge of alien technology doesn't apply and nobody cares about Deadpool. Your skills are at least transferable!"