[ Sometimes, JJ's life is hard. For example, right now he's in the mood to cuddle, but Solomon's hygiene continues to leave much to be desired.

He sighs, but smiles anyway thanks to Solomon's sweet(?) comments. ]

You mean like a funeral? You're so considerate. [ unsures ] And you think you'd be the one arranging it? More like you'd have to fight a hoard of my friends for the honour.

[ Nothing weird about fantasizing about his funeral, but he seems to be in a good enough mood, patting Solomon's cheek consolingly. ]

But you're still special, don't worry.