Anyway. He's got to slam an iron fist down to the side to guarantee balance before he toppled over and hurts his little self. Or Red, but she's not directly in the line of fire. Thank God.]
This would be a lot easier if they offered lessons before letting you strap in. But how could I resist?
[Inner children need appeasing every so often, do they not?
With as delicate of care as he can manage, Richie pops the hood of the metal man and unbuckles, shifts hinges, and ultimately slides out of the torso with every precaution taken not to stir the frame further. He gives a heavy sigh of relief when he hits the ground, arms out to catch himself.]
Whew! Ah-sank you, sank you! [He starts with deep circus bows, applauding and blowing kisses to an audience that isn't there.] For my next feat, I have to try not crashing a spaceship into a school of orphans! Who will perish, and who will survive? Don't drop your popcorn and hold onto your butts! It's gonna be a wild ride!
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Anyway. He's got to slam an iron fist down to the side to guarantee balance before he toppled over and hurts his little self. Or Red, but she's not directly in the line of fire. Thank God.]
This would be a lot easier if they offered lessons before letting you strap in. But how could I resist?
[Inner children need appeasing every so often, do they not?
With as delicate of care as he can manage, Richie pops the hood of the metal man and unbuckles, shifts hinges, and ultimately slides out of the torso with every precaution taken not to stir the frame further. He gives a heavy sigh of relief when he hits the ground, arms out to catch himself.]
Whew! Ah-sank you, sank you! [He starts with deep circus bows, applauding and blowing kisses to an audience that isn't there.] For my next feat, I have to try not crashing a spaceship into a school of orphans! Who will perish, and who will survive? Don't drop your popcorn and hold onto your butts! It's gonna be a wild ride!