It's Mr. Tozier, actually. Richard Tozier in full but never, ever call me Richard. [He gives a shudder. One of the curses of having the fifth most popular name on the planet is the way the proper form repulses you. It sounds like a stuffy old grandfather's name, and he's not ready to be thought of as a relic just yet.]

Oho? I agree, once a cavorter, always a cavorter. Bernie ought to get a sassy makeover and find herself a new man. [He waggles his brows.] So I guess the novelty of the soap opera is still fresh for you. No sports or cop shows for you?