"Ianto is a heathen who does't understand what it is to go without cheesy fries."

Which are, by the way, real food. John also appears to have a bottomless stomach when it comes to them, so he's just going to keep eating.

"Anyway, the storm he's talking about is the Capital-S Storm, the big one that wipes out planets. Somehow it has residual effects here, even though we're allegedly safe from the thing. Apparently those include weird weather and making you see things that aren't there."

Which John is generally tired of. He's had enough things messing with his head to last a lifetime.