[Oh, this. This is her nightmare. She pulls out her flask and drinks some more, even though she's already drunk and can't get much braver than this. It does help wash down the drink she just had, at least, which still burns her tongue.
She wobbles a bit on her feet, raising a clawed finger dramatically.]
I'm not a demon! I'm just a halfling girl! With extreme syphilis!
[This is preferable to just admitting she's a goblin?? Apparently??? And she's completely forgotten the dare part of the bet she just won, she's too busy reeling over the Demonic Undertakings.]
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She wobbles a bit on her feet, raising a clawed finger dramatically.]
I'm not a demon! I'm just a halfling girl! With extreme syphilis!
[This is preferable to just admitting she's a goblin?? Apparently??? And she's completely forgotten the dare part of the bet she just won, she's too busy reeling over the Demonic Undertakings.]