I appreciate the adherence to traditions, but this one's on me today. I'm getting to know this lovely group of people I'm living alongside. [This is said drunkenly with his eyes entirely on his cards and as his gaze travels up (and up...), he blinks.]

Huh. I'm either getting shorter and these drinks are stronger than I thought or you are very tall, my friend. Personally, I'm inclined to believe the first one so don't dash my hopes just yet.

[Uncharismatically glib, while drunk. That's the Mollymauk Difference.]