Tackle you??? You want me to attack you? In this bar?? Are you starting a bar fight??
[This is the worst bar fight ever? Wait, no, that honor goes to Jester and Beau's impromptu fight club that was literally just born of a love of violence and high excitement.
Which this isn't too far off of, actually.
She backs up a bit, but being that she's like half his size, she's getting second thoughts.]
Uhh, I'm not too good at violence!
[A lie, but only half of one; she's terrible at melee conflicts, being a sharpshooter instead. In a fair fistfight, she'd certainly lose. Especially to an energetic guy like this one.]
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[This is the worst bar fight ever? Wait, no, that honor goes to Jester and Beau's impromptu fight club that was literally just born of a love of violence and high excitement.
Which this isn't too far off of, actually.
She backs up a bit, but being that she's like half his size, she's getting second thoughts.]
Uhh, I'm not too good at violence!
[A lie, but only half of one; she's terrible at melee conflicts, being a sharpshooter instead. In a fair fistfight, she'd certainly lose. Especially to an energetic guy like this one.]