[ For a second or two, he apparently considers and discards several things to say, evidenced by the way he takes a quick breath to begin speaking, only for no words to come out.
Then, he decides he is talking to a crazy person. ]
Okay, hang on, there’s a lot to unpack, here.
[ ... Where does he even start? ]
Okay. Okay. One: I was just pointing it out, man. I didn’t mean for you to flip out on me. Two: I don’t actually care what you do, just as long as you don’t steal anything from me. Three: I’m not gonna call the cops on you. I don’t get along with cops, as a general rule.
[ ... Not entirely true. He can be civil, but even as a Guardian of the Galaxy, cops tend to make him uncomfortable. ]
And four: I’m not gonna call the cops, but they— [ punctuated by a slightly pointed tilt of his head toward a store clerk, who’s very obviously stretching to peer at them over the shelves. Maybe they’re not being loud, but the animated gestures and the general air of exasperation coming from the two of them is probably wafting through the place. ] —probably will, so you might wanna take a deep breath.
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... Uh?
[ For a second or two, he apparently considers and discards several things to say, evidenced by the way he takes a quick breath to begin speaking, only for no words to come out.
Then, he decides he is talking to a crazy person. ]
Okay, hang on, there’s a lot to unpack, here.
[ ... Where does he even start? ]
Okay. Okay. One: I was just pointing it out, man. I didn’t mean for you to flip out on me. Two: I don’t actually care what you do, just as long as you don’t steal anything from me. Three: I’m not gonna call the cops on you. I don’t get along with cops, as a general rule.
[ ... Not entirely true. He can be civil, but even as a Guardian of the Galaxy, cops tend to make him uncomfortable. ]
And four: I’m not gonna call the cops, but they— [ punctuated by a slightly pointed tilt of his head toward a store clerk, who’s very obviously stretching to peer at them over the shelves. Maybe they’re not being loud, but the animated gestures and the general air of exasperation coming from the two of them is probably wafting through the place. ] —probably will, so you might wanna take a deep breath.