It's the aesthetics of it that really get you. [He has, decided that the cuff can go on the cartilage at the very top of his pointed ear.] Walking that fine line between fashionable and gaudy is an art, even when the jewelry's more functional than form.

[And boy is that ever apparent. That multicolored coat and that tapestry he's using as a blanket, plus the obvious accouterments attached to his horns.