[ believe it or not, ocelot can relate. after all, in his early twenties he didn't exactly look his age. still, seeing someone react like this makes him laugh. ]

Good to hear. We'll start out with the basics, then.

[ and so, he waves the bartender over to leave a few shots of vodka, whiskey, and gin on the table. ]

Normally, I wouldn't recommend mixing drinks. But seeing as you seem to know your way around a bottle...

[ is he serious? is he not? who really knows. ]