Ianto sputters slightly in response to John's suggestion, again not really knowing where it's coming from or whether the other man is serious or not. It's, well. It's not like he's never done it in a bathroom they've shared, but is this some sort of commentary on the matter. Is this some sort of commentary on him?

Something in the direction of the bathroom makes the same tone as before and pipes up, Masturbation has been clinically proven to relieve stress and improve self esteem.

Ianto presses his lips tightly together in response to this piece of advice before shooting John a look as if to say, 'this is your fault'.