Well, I'm always thrilled to death to be someone's first. [He clicks his tongue in a little wink wink nudge nudge way, and then gestures to the seat across him.

People are much harder for him to read here- their walks of life so different from what he's used to. It's hard to play them the way he'd like to. But that's fine. If he puts on a good show then perhaps they'll come back and he can truly give them a read that says what he sees in them. This is just a trial run.

So for now, he takes everything as is- this person, included. He can make his snap judgment afterwards.]

And you're in luck, because today and- [he pauses to quietly swallow down an impolite burp from the drink]- and today only, my fortunes are completely free.