You're exactly right. [He gestures grandly with one hand.] And what better place than in a bar, where people are always willing to tell their stories to complete strangers after they've had too many. The least I can do is give them a focus for all that confusion and angst once their buzz starts to die down.

And, who knows? Maybe when they've got a little silver, they'll come back and see me, the magnificent Mollymauk Tealeaf.

[And he twirls his wrist into a flamboyant seated bow.]