[ And Nott might be small, but she's fast and determined enough to knock him right off balance. He yells (a little) when she takes him down, arms going out wide as he falls on his butt. Unfortunately, he isn't able to grab onto anything that might keep him upright. Even more unfortunately, all he succeeds in doing is knocking over a pitcher of alcohol that splashes over his head and shoulder before landing on the ground next to him with a metallic clang. ]
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[ And Nott might be small, but she's fast and determined enough to knock him right off balance. He yells (a little) when she takes him down, arms going out wide as he falls on his butt. Unfortunately, he isn't able to grab onto anything that might keep him upright. Even more unfortunately, all he succeeds in doing is knocking over a pitcher of alcohol that splashes over his head and shoulder before landing on the ground next to him with a metallic clang. ]
What was that for?!
[ Despite having literally asked for this. ]