[Nott suddenly raises a finger into the air. It wavers a bit.]

I've got it! Maybe you thought you were doing things but all of it was just a dream. Or! What if it was all a simulation and you've actually been inside a pod since you were born! Or! What if you were actually kidnapped by mad physicists who are putting your brain through some sort of magical illusion while you sleep, and this is the simulation!!

[Yes, definitely that one. She folds her arms and looks very proud of herself for deducing it.]

See? I'm a detective, too.